Yes, we’m literally letting you know setting your phone’s timer. Listed here is why.

“So what should we do now?” Joey* asked even as we completed our butternut that is roasted squash on our very very very first date. We therefore desired to respond to their concern seriously. I desired to inform him that there will be no further “we” tonight because all “I” desired to do ended up being go back home and finish bingeing Euphoria before my HBO that is free trial down.

Alternatively, We word-vomited, “Should we grab a beverage some other place?” because i did not wish to appear rude or not up for “fun,” despite experiencing positively zero spark with this specific man. Ugh.

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